From the same folks who brought you the geek hierarchy (a truly masterful project - be sure to look at the super-huge unabridged version), heres' some handy household hints. One I found particularly amusing:
Keep Computers From Taking Over The World
First, take note of the year. Before 1974, you must confront the computer with a paradox such as "I'm lying right now" or ask it to compose a love poem. Between 1974 and 1987, you should guess the ridiculously obvious backdoor password. After 1987 you should upload a virus to it using your Apple
